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Old Lady's Hat

Old Lady's Hat


I don't  like jokes, I never get them .

But after I read this one I immediately felt the urge to share it. 

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight, so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said: “Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?” “Yes, I know,” said the lady, “I need both hands to hold onto this hat.” “But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!” said the gentleman in earnest. The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, “Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!”

My Raw Vegan situation has forced me to reduce my daily caffeine intake. As a result , I am suffering from creative block and this joke was the most creative thing I could think of. Please be nice to The B1rd , going through a detox (and RAINY WEATHER) is a challenging thing. 


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